Worst Jokes Ever
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.