Worst Jokes Ever
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.