Worst Jokes Ever

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

So Mungus.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....