Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.