If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
i put a pipe bomb in a orphange🤡🤡
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.
ok class who can tell me who the fastest readers are
the pilots of 9/11 went there 6 in 3 seconds
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the titanic
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Imagine being autistic idiots
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
what makes squidward and a quandale dingle the same? they both got them big parts.
kill yourself in anyway. Im doing it the HIGHway.
What is Marios Favorite Website? -Yahoo
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
