Worst Jokes Ever
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.