Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!