Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Worst Jokes Ever
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
