Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Worst Jokes Ever
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Stig
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
