Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."