Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha