Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day Emo kids: Here lies Chris he shot himself
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Why is the fanny flat because so it can flop about
What does the "W" stand for in africa?
Water
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
X is for X-treme shooting. 【┻┳══━一
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball, Because they can’t find home plate
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan- the APPLE always gets picked!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
