What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Worst Jokes Ever
Neither of them respect boundaries.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Your love life.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when itβs on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: βI was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!β
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
