What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
My depression is depressed.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
