Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

A student says: "Bacon!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

A student says: "Eggs!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

A student says: "Homework!"

The whole class laughs.