your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaur
why can't orphans be gay? they got no one to call daddy
ethan fennel
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Whats the difference between the leaning tower of piza and the twin towers The leaning tower of piza has better reflexes
im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan, one is always picked.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET
twin towers more like ded towers
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
he sings he dances be he also HE HE
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
so an emo shot themselves and so the detective decides to ask why. but it just goes in 1 ear and out the other.
