Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Jas.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Bored come talk v rah.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Wait, that's me.