What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren’t.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
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what is an orphans favorite show????? family guy
whats the difference between an orphan and cotton? one gets picked.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Like if you blow male cows
what does parents and dark humor have in common? not everyone gets them
