Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
what do you call it when you have two indians one black and a fat white a s’more
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
my balls
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
we don't joke about orphans unless they have family. THEN we assassinate the family.
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between Baptist and rapist? The priests
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
How many Police Officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
