Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
