You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
