Worst Jokes Ever
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Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
It's not a joke.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!