Worst Jokes Ever
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.