Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA because all the black guys are playing
"Proud Boys" more like Insecure Little Bitches!
Why did 10 die?? Because he was in between 9/11
What's the difference between and emo kid and an apple one hits the ground when they fall from the tree
its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because there dad never came back with milk
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
were are my balls down in your mom
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
panera bread
