Worst Jokes Ever
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"