Worst Jokes Ever
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.