Worst Jokes Ever
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Bruh, don't be punny.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”