Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
