Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Knock knock.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.