Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.