what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
I started crying when dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption centre πππππππππππππππππ
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
little Johnny has no arms, nock, nock, whos there
not Johnny
Yo mama so fat. Even dora couldn't explore her
Yo mama so stoopid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬
Corpses arenβt funny- theyβre dead serious
Cremation is my only hope for a hot smoking body
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Your mom is so ugly you look like her oh got em
