Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Bruh, don't be punny.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”