Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.