Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. š
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Expectation: "Brr, Iām cold!" "Here brother! Iāll give you my jacket, I donāt want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, Iām cold!" "Well, damn bro, I canāt control the weather."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Hey, Iām George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someoneās search history, and find āCuphead ship fanficā.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know whatās traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
Thereās no way home.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
Theyāre always left hanging.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.