Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find ā€œCuphead ship fanficā€.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.