I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Worst Jokes Ever
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
