Worst Jokes Ever
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.