Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.