Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit