guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
imagine if this got over 69 likes wow 🤩 🇫🇷
whats the difference between a apple and an orphan. The apple gets picked
what do you call emo girls
cuting boards
Why can't orphans play baseball
They can't go to home plate
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
what do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun a rxd
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
Orphans dont like family feud
Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page
we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Ppnutty68 is jfks vice senior Ohio president
What do call an orphan taking a selfie? A family portrait
what can't a orphan play base ball they can't find home base
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.