You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Cow Puberty Roast
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Basically, someone's getting roasted harder than my salmon. They're being told they're as awkward and mismatched as someone who messes up the simplest things, like pouring cereal and eating steak with a fork.