You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why can't orphans go on school field trips. parent signature________________
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What's a opran family photo called?
Selfie.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
what is the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus
It only takes on nail to hang a painting
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball???
He couldn’t get to home base
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan One gets picked and the other doesn’t
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
How did the orphan become famous?,”go big or go home”
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
Like if you have balls
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
