i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
One time i saw a kid crying so i asked him where his parents were god i love working at an orphanage
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years
My name says it all.
What's a flat chested emo called?
A cutting board.
your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows
That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??
DUDE all Hitler ask for was a glass of juice, but every one misheard him.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball It doesn't know where home is
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because i can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls
I was at the Orphan place and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are and he faited.
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
What do you call a door? A floor
How does a emo kid complement one another Like your cuts g.
