Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"

Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."

Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."

Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"

The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.