Worst Jokes Ever
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Your mom's hot.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.