Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Like, and comment if you're single.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
*moans*
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
