Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why canโt orphans be criminals?
Because theyโre not wanted.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.