Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

Why can't orphanages play baseball?

Because there's no home to go to.