Worst Jokes Ever
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Like if depressed.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
My classmates?
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Don't listen.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?