Worst Jokes Ever
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.