Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.