Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
(From the mind of 6th grade me)
What is a gay person’s favorite book? The dictionary.
the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
What's the difference between a black person and a white person? Nothing, are u racist?
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what full house is.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
I like looking at bdsm arian grande :)
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
