Worst Jokes Ever

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.