Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.