Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
(From the mind of 6th grade me)
What is a gay person’s favorite book? The dictionary.
the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
What's the difference between a black person and a white person? Nothing, are u racist?
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what full house is.
