Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?

Because he isn't wanted.

"Ching chang chong."

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.