Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Racism.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.