Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
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I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.