knock knock whos there spell spell who W H O
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
Girl you and slow slower than a fairness
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
boom it went
Why cant orphans play baseball? Because they can never get a home run.😭
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
im m 24 and i was fucking a chinese lady and she kept screaming "im tu yung!" like idk what that name is
Me and my girlfriend broke up and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
