if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
whats green and smells like joemama? shit from a cock
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
What’s the difference between orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu I chose you
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
Hello everybody now who here have watched Skurry
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
what do orphans get when they go to a bank alone
Dark humour jokes are like water, some get it, some don’t.
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
