Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
150,000$
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
It's not a joke.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂