Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: ๐๐๏ธ Gimme, gimme.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, โPut it on my bill.โ
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.