Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?