Worst Jokes Ever

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

your mom

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.

When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."

The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"No, I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"

"Round the corner picking up shit."

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.