Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11