Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.