Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Parents...
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco