Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide

  • When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

    Car

  • I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

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  • Farmer

  • What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

    One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

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  • Orphan

  • What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

    They can't have sex.

    "Why?"

    Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

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