Zing jokes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
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A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
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what is the fastest country? iran.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.