Zing jokes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.