Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
