yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
i am no longer anonymous
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful
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ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.