Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew The Outsiders when they were The Insiders.
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so strict that in The Outsiders she was Darry.
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
Yo mama was so fat the earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
