Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrig…

Yo mama so ashy that when she rubbed her arm it snowed.

Yo mama so American that she called 911 when she saw that her shadow wasn’t white.

Yo mama so bald that people use her head as a mirror.

Yo mama so black that she goes to funerals naked.

Yo mama so clumsy that she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.