Joke

Yo mama so poor that she uses the garbage can as her jewelry box.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so mean that in Victorious, she was Jade.

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama so white she sweats milk.

Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.

Yo mama so fat she swears mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat that when she left the house this morning she was wearing high heels and when she came back to the house she was wearing flip flops.

Yo mama so hot that not even an air conditioner can cool her off.

Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs would jump her.