Joke

Yo mama so poor that the only thing she likes about movies are the end credits.

Yo mama so fat she got married at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so crazy that she thought Ponyboy Curtis was an actual pony.

Yo mama poor she only wakes up early to watch the sun rise.

Yo mama so hot that she breathes fire.

Yo mama so dumb that she saw a genie and asked “Is your name Jeannie?”

Yo mama so ugly when she watched The Outsiders, Sodapop became Sodaflat.