Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.