Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.