Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat, she died!