Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one person at a time please
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
