Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"