Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."