Yo Mama so fat

Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.