Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat thanks had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo mama so Fat that she broke the chair by sitting on the chair
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat even nation wide can’t be on her side
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
