Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

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Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

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Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋