Year old virgin jokes

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.