why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
have you read 50 yards to the outhouse by: Willie Makeit and Probly Not
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
