Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
