Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Writing Utensil Jokes
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!