What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Wrench Jokes
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"