Construction WorkerAnonymous4 years agoWhat does a construction worker say to another construction worker?Screw you!
DadAnonymous5 years agoWhat’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
CarAnonymous6 years agoWhat did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"