Wrench jokes

What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?

A mic wrench.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?

Screw you!

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"