HouseAnonymous9 years agoWhat do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
WifeAnonymous9 years agoHow do you tell when your wife is dead?The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
GenieAnonymous10 years agoA guy finds a genie.He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women.""Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
WifeAnonymous11 years agoWhat did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?"Wait, I can explain everything!"
ThreesomeAnonymous11 years agoJust because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.