Wishlist jokes

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A wishlist.

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.