How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
