Whould jokes

What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?

This would be much better if you were alive.

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?