Weir jokes
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Jerry Garcia: I鈥檓 going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I鈥檓 already on it. 馃槸馃馃寛
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
