Weaponry jokes
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Arms.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.