Weaponry jokes
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”