I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
