Way Home jokes
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.