Way Home jokes

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find a way home.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?