Way Home jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.