Water Ski jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

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What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."