Water scarcity jokes

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.