Wariness jokes
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Community talk
Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.