I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
