Visual Impairment jokes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.