Violation memes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.