Videogames jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/